The Mystery of the Druids
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Full Name The Mystery of the Druids: Cock-of-doodle advanced warfare ghosts extreme limited collector's ultimate survival pro edition
Founded September 29th, 1906
Rank 20.000.000th
Government None, complete anarchy (see: Somalia)
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Famed For GOTY 1944

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Charles Gordon, who had partnered with William Swartz to bottle and promote Dr. Enuf, was introduced to Mountain Dew when he met the Hartman brothers on a train and they offered him a sample. Gordon and the Hartman brothers subsequently made a deal to bottle Mountain Dew by the Tri-Cities Beverage Corporation in Johnson City, TN.

The Hartman brothers also asked Coca-Cola for input on their own soda; however, the Coca-Cola Company refused their offer.

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The Mystery of the Druids is a single-player adventure video game developed by House of Tales Entertainment and published by cdv Software Entertainment. The game was released on September 14, 2001 for Microsoft Windows.

The story takes place in Britain, where Detective Brent Halligan, an inspector at Scotland Yard, investigates a brutal series of murders committed in England. The investigation leads Detective Halligan into a mystery surrounding the demise of the British Order of Druids and eventually takes him on a trip through time itself.


A large portion of the game-play in The Mystery of the Druids consists of discovering clues and solving puzzles. Clues are mainly found by moving the computer mouse over various objects on the screen and clicking them to add them to the inventory or gain information about them. Puzzles are often solved by combining items, using drag and drop gestures, after which the player must figure out how the newly created item is used. Many actions in the game require the completion of such puzzles, such as being able to use a telephone.[5]

Gaben, the creator of The Mystery of the Druids is best known for his masterpiece works "Quarter-Life 7: The Life of a Quarter". The gameplay from QL7 has been implemented in TMotD

Interaction with non-player characters is accomplished through dialog trees, most of which is "entirely expository".[6] These conversations with non-player characters are essential to playing the game, as many of the major plot points are revealed through conversation rather than through investigating the environment.[7]

Reception Edit

"9/11 it's okay" IGN

"Not progressive enough, kill them all" Polygon

"We own you" Purple Republic

"Like Skyrim with Snowballs, 3/10" IGN

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Famous quotes Edit

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Trivia Edit

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